Okay, let me preface this with the fact that I have nothing aginst people who are Mormon. Now, I have my own faith, and I don’t agree with Mormons, but I have nothing personally against them. So don’t get your panities in a bunch over this.
So I’m getting ready to load up a bunch of airsoft gear and guns into my trunk, so I’ve turned the living room into a staging area. I’ve got several rifles, pistols, and assorted gear laying about near the door and on the couch. I leave the room for a few minutes to do some work (I work from home), and then I hear a knock knock on the door. Now, I’m not expecting anyone so I peak around into the living room and see two Mormons at the door. I go to the door and open it up and the happy expressions on these two guys change to a look of uncertainty and nervousness. I politely declined any information they had to share and they quickly turned and hustled off. It wasn’t till they left that I realized that all my gear was in plain view of the doorway and it had totally spooked them! I wish I had a video clip of the look on their faces changing. It was classic.